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Victoria Ortiz, a Model Latina contestant, never gets tired. It's the only reasoning to explain the 25-year-old's present rèsumè—reality TVer, model, VJ, and singer.She began singing professionally in her native Mexico, where she also attended Televisa's school of acting. Residing now in Brooklyn, NY, Ortiz thoroughly enjoyed the ML experience. "I learned a lot about myself and the challenges they put us through helped me grow [as a person]," she said. Let's see if she passes our Model Latina IQ test or does SiTV.com successfully drain her brain?

Who played Eva Longoria's mother on Desperate Housewives?
a) Maria Conchita Alonso
b) Walter Mercado
c) Raquel Welch
Victoria's answer: a)
Correct answer: a): Maria Conchita Alonso's botoxy face felt at home with the rest of the cougar-ish cast.

Jennifer Lopez is _____ to Latinas.
a) A goddess
b) Inspiration
c) Annoying
Victoria's answer: b) "I love J. Lo! A lot of people hate her but I love J. Lo!"
Correct answer: c) Yes, Jenny has accomplished a lot for Latinos, err, we mean herself.

Who's the best reggaetonero?
a) Daddy Yankee
b) Don Omar
c) Tego Calderon
Victoria's answer: c) "I really like Tego. His voice is super unique."
Correct answer: c) Tego. Any reggaetonero who has collaborated with Fergie ("Impacto (Remix)") should be taken by a river and shot.

Who's the editor-in-chief of fashion magazine Vogue?
a) Ana Ortiz
b) Anna Wintour
c) Anne Hathaway
Victoria's answer: b)
Correct answer: b) Wintour would have been a great Model Latina judge but she was busy making a coat out of Dalmatian puppies.

Who's the funnier Mexican?
a) George Lopez
b) Carlos Mencia
c) Chespirito
Victoria's answer: c), "He's a legend."
Correct answer: c) Chespirito all the way. Any other answer and Ortiz would have been stripped of her Mexican citizenship.

What is the capital of Venezuela?
a) Caracas
b) Maracaibo
c) Cuidad Bolivar
Victoria's answer: a)
Correct answer: a) Caracas—the land of beautiful women and deranged, yet, hilarious presidents.

Which celebrity was not born in Brooklyn, N.Y.?
a) Michael Jordan
b) Rosie Perez
c) Eva Mendes
Victoria's answer: c)
Correct answer: c) Eva was born in the Latin American country of Miami.

Why did Thalia marry Tommy Mottola?
a) She was in love
b) To further her career in English
c) Because Mottala put a macumba (spell) on her
Victoria's answer: a)
Correct answer: c) The Italian music mogul got some help from a local botanica to nab his Mexican wife.

Who's the hottest cougar?
a) Madonna
b) Halle Berry
c) Cameron Diaz
Victoria's answer: b)
Correct answer: b) Madonna is too veiny and Cam is too ditzy.

How often do the Olympics occur?
a) Annually
b) Every four years
c) Every two years
Victoria's answer: b)
Correct answer: b) With Michael Phelps's record setting Olympic run, we now will have the pleasure of seeing him and his snaggletooth being interviewed every fours year.

Model Latina IQ: 80%