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1: Montoyo Santana – He may be as old as that Viejo that’s behind that bodega you’re always hanging out in front of, but don’t think for a hot second that he’ll be scared of that bum ass burner you’re packing. Don Santana got the heart of a lion and King Kong’s nuts. That’s the only way I can really sum this man up. One of the main reasons that I consider this man thee most underrated gangsta of all time is because there hasn’t been a rapper yet to equate himself to the Mexican mobster. They always wanna be Scarface, Don Corleon, anyone of the Robert DiNero movie characters and more recently, Frank White (Until they found out he dropped more dimes than Murphy Brown in the 90’s). So here’s a toast to one of the realest and unappreciated characters every born. Salud!

Movie: American Me

Born: 1943

Died: 1992

Claim to Fame: Was the boss of the Mexican mafia.

Memorable Quote: “Sabes que? I don't do drugs, I don't even like them, but they're there, and it's a reality. And if I don't take care of that business, somebody else will.”

Low Point: Like most Latinos, he was raped by the white man. But in this case it literally happened to him his first night in Juvenile hall.

High Point: Murdered his rapist a few seconds later.