[Si] TV

 

For the past few years American Idol has become something of a spectacle. For some reason or another for a few months every year all of America and even the world I guess, has been tuning in every week and voting for their favorite singers and rockers.

 

I for one have never been one to watch this simply because I personally feel that these participants are cornballs and simply put, fake. 

 

But I like spending time with my pops and like most of America he's fallen under the American Idol spell.

 

Me personally I feel all the contestants this year are wacker than a hot virgin who got herpes. But this one kid, David Archuleta, he got the game on smash. Check him out...

 

                    

 

Now what really confuses the hell out of me is how Randy (A white man who tries to act "black", and yet is in fact trapped in a black man's body), Paula (Had a crush on her since she made Keanu Reeves race a dude off a cliff for her love... And I still do), and Simon (I bet he thought R. Kelly was gonna pull his card when he heard his latest song was gonna be called "Trapped In The Closet") are all on this dude, Michael John's johnson! In my opinion he's no better than Kelly Osborne, son. But every week the "judges" are always praising him and telling him he's a star and he's gonna blow. Are you f*ckin' kidding me?? 

 

Either A. This competition's fixed and he's bound to win no matter how mediocre his performances and songs are. Or B. He's sleeping with Paula, convincing Randy that he is in fact hood and he's also sleeping with Simon. That's all I can think of for an explanation. 

 

Long live David Archuleta!!!! Latino's rule!!!!