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I'm gonna start putting these on stray cats in my neighborhood.

http://www.kittywigs.com/wigindex.html

I had a dream yesterday that a coworker and I went to the Apple Store to buy a surfboard. I've never surfed in my life and I don't think my co surfs either.

I'd rock this. Although for $66 I could probably pay someone to walk around with me and blow on my neck for heat.

What I want for christmas:
French Bulldog (they can bite the heads of optimus prime).
Too many legs under the table (no one wants to eat alone).
Bagel Bites (toasty not soggy).

This is wrong. You should NEVER be so close to anyone to be okay with this. I'm an open-minded person.

I had a cat named Snowball.
She died! She died!
Mom said she was sleeping.
She lied! She lied!
Why oh why is my cat dead?
Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?