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I've been getting this lame forward about Mexican friends.  It's come around about 2 or 3 times.  So this latest time, I said, why not edit this lame forward a bit?  Behold MEXICAN FRIENDS 2: 

A Comparison Thesis:

 

FRIENDS  VERSUS  MEXICAN FRIENDS

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FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

MEXICAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have food.

MEXICAN FRIENDS2:  Are only your friend when you have food.  And they find you brand new friends who come over with them to eat your food.

 

FRIENDS: Will say  'hello.'

MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a besito . . .

MEXICAN FRIENDS2:  Say ‘hello’ sometimes or give you mala cara depending on their mood.

 

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

MEXICAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad . . .

MEXICAN FRIENDS 2:  Are related to your parents somehow.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

MEXICAN FRIENDS: Cry with you . . .

MEXICAN FRIENDS 2:  Cry with anyone if there’s enough tequila and rancheras on the radio.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.

MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together and then take a plate to go.

MEXICAN FRIENDS 2:  Will spend hours there, etc., sleep on your couch and be back at the table for breakfast the next morning.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

MEXICAN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

MEXICAN FRIENDS 2:  Forget borrow, they just take your stuff.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

MEXICAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you . . .

MEXICAN FRIENDS 2:  Know the dirt on your whole extended family.  They could sink your clan, but they’ve got some relative floating around in the same escandalos.

 

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you .  . . .

MEXICAN FRIENDS2:  Will leave your drunken butt behind with an ugly guy. 

 

FRIENDS: Will knock on your door.

MEXICAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'Heeeey, I'm here!'. . .

MEXICAN FRIENDS 2:  They live upstairs or downstairs, so it’s really one big house anyway.

FRIENDS: Are for a while.

MEXICAN FRIENDS: Are for life and will see you hasta luego in that riconcito en el cielo..  Un riconcito en el cielo is a Mexican song.  All us Mexicans know that, OK? 

MEXICAN FRIENDS 2:  Have been mad at you half the time you’ve known them.  Divide the lifelong friendship in half to figure out how long you’ve really been friends.

FRIENDS: Pretend it is OK when you are being a pest.

MEXICAN FRIENDS: Tell you, 'Hay, como Chingas!!!

MEXICAN FRIENDS 2:  Would tell you that you chingas, but they’re not speaking to you right now.

 

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will forward this to their Homies, comadres, familia, tios, tias,

nanas, sanchos, cunadas

MEXICAN FRIENDS 2:  Can’t forward e-mails because they haven’t paid the internet bill.

TO ALL my beautiful Mexican friends!!