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Anybody been to a club in Vegas?  Yeah, me either.  So I went to Vegas, sat around in the line for awhile and got up to the ID check.  I didn't have my ID.  Oops.  I'm so old that I forgot I needed to carry my ID around.  My good friends started going into the whole soap opera about how I was definitely old enough to be in the club.  The bouncer was light hearted and understanding.  He called some dude over to approve my admission.  The dude took one 2 second look at me and said OK. 

Damn.  He couldn't even take a minute to consider?  I wasn't even a confusing specimen?  Was my look so wizened and weather beaten as to no longer belong to a 20 year old?  Sigh.  My ass is not 21 anymore.  I still get carded once in a while.  It's turning into the type of thing when I say, "Bless your heart" to the fool that cards me.  Maybe it's all a ploy for a better tip. 

I'm too old too care about the club too.  I was kinda hoping for the rejection so I could mosey on over to the other geriatrics at the penny slots.  Some hours later, as I was digging in the cute little clutch that wasn't big enough for my whole grandma sized wallet, I found I had my ID after all.