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Football season is drawing to a close.  I wanted to highlight some Latino football players, but I don't know many.  Either they’re not very accomplished or they’re not fwine.  And we need some eye candy online.  Allow me to give some props to Tony Gonzalez instead.  While he's not in the playoffs, he's fine.  In fact, he might not even be Latino, but he looks mighty good and he’s very talented.  

I don't know much about tight ends either.  All I know is that they're pretty prominent characters in gay porn.  I'll let you guys do the computing on that one.  In my limited knowledge of tight ends, I understand that they have to be able to bring the wood (in football terms, not gay porn terms) AND score some touchdowns.  This man is an 8 time pro bowler.  He's got a few NFL records under his belt.  And he has his own charitable foundation.   

So there you have it.  He's been lauded and applauded.  Ladies, he's married.  I mean committed.  I mean he had a commitment ceremony not checked into an asylum although I understand the two are really interchangeable.  And his wife (or committed lady) looks a whole ch*ngo better than I do.  And most of the rest of us too. 

Here’s to Latinos and looking good and football too.