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Jon Bon Jovi or Bon Anchovy dont make no difference to me, some of us have Iny's and some of us have Outy's.

Bon Jovi has an Iny and I'm not talking bout his belly button, unless he has two now!

Sorry girls but his Donut Holder couldn't hold 1 donut, maybe if it was tied to a string but even then, it would still sway side-to-side and get cold and stale, so the donuts are probly better off in the box if you want to keep them warm or the microwave.

But, please dont hate me ladies I just know these things!

If it was an instrument it'd be a whistle, like a Coach's whistle. So technically you couln't even Slob on his Knob if you wanted too, it'd be more like slobbing on a button to a shirt!

So come on, give me a fucking brake already! Bon Anchovy's hung like a ken doll and you know it!!