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So Fat Joe recently celebrated his 38^th born day with his wife or wifey (I don't think they ever married) in NYC. All I could think when I saw the pics was, "Damn, Joey lucked out." I'm pretty sure he snatched Lorena before he was a rapper or definitely before his rap career became profitable. I'm not saying she's a model Latina but this colombiana is definitely a looker. And while we're talking about wives: Mrs. Fat Joe > Mrs. Big Pun.

My homie Carl said she looks like a "slut bag" but I'm pretty sure Joey sticks his Pillsbury dough, pause, into plenty of groupies. But that's not the point. The point is Joey like Chris Rock hooked up with the first good looking woman that would give them play and never looked back. Probably because they wanted a safety net just in case they didn't make it. What other celebs have married a better-looking wife? You tell me.

Uno,

Jesus