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People in California have long been attempting to reverse the ban on gay marriage yet one person with an ego the size of Mount Rushmore claims she is the primary reason for Lindsay Lohan being able to marry Samantha Ronson if she wants.  Who is this woman who has such power in politics that she can move the government to deem it okay for people of the same sex to be as miserable in the confines of marriage as the rest of us?  That, my friends, would be the bisexual, MTV reality star and Queen of Myspace, Tila Tequila.   According to Tila,  "It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement.  Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships].  Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal."

You see, the years of gay activists lobbying congress and picketing and doing all kinds of other stuff was just a waste of their time.  All it really took was for Tila to come along with her reality show and make out with both men AND WOMEN for people to realize what a great thing gay marriage is.  Damn, maybe she should be the ambassador for global warming too because that lazy ass Al Gore sure isn’t doing anything about it.  Crap, maybe Obama should choose Tila as his VP!  I better talk to him before he picks someone else because this could be the winning ticket he has been looking for.  Think of it-an African American man as president and a ditzy, bisexual, scantily-clad, Filipino woman for vice president.  That would be awesome!  I’m printing up the bumper stickers as we speak so send me a dollar and I’ll send the sticker your way.