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Look, I don’t care what anyone does in their personal life as long as they don’t hurt others, especially kids or animals.  And I don’t care if you want to keep your sexuality private because really, what you do in the confines of your bedroom is your own business.  But Clay Aiken needs to either get a girlfriend and do her onstage or tell the world what we all suspect.  I am not an American Idol watcher but I did watch it the first couple seasons and thought he was a good singer, although the type of music he sings isn’t really my cup of tea.  But back then he was just a nice simple, country looking kid with glasses.  Now he looks kind of…how do I say this nicely?  Ok, there isn’t a nice way to say it so I just won’t comment; I’ll let the picture say it all. 

I will say one thing for Clay though; he does attract some amazingly devoted fans.  And by devoted I mean crazy, will take a bullet for him kind of women.  Two years ago I was at the airport waiting for a flight to Denver and there were 2 separate groups of women who were waiting for the same flight.  They were all wearing these big laminated tags that had pictures of Clay and started talking to each other.  Turns out they were all “Claymates.”  Those are what Clay fanatics call themselves.  They started talking about the different clubs, forums and blogs they belonged to, how many concerts they had been to and how far they had flown to see him.  It was amazing how much time and money it seemed that these women spent on Clay.  Then they started talking about what they did to get Clay’s attention at concerts.  “Well, I stand on my seat and I dance like this (she demonstrated), but I don’t wave my arms around too much because Clay doesn’t like that,” said woman number one.  Then the other woman said, “Yeah, and you can’t dress too provocatively because he doesn’t like that either.”  They went on in this fashion for awhile and I really just wanted to turn around and say “Look ladies, I hate to burst your bubble, but the only way that Clay is gonna look your way is if you grow a pair because he likes outies, not innies.”  But being the good, Christian girl that I am I just went on my merry way and let them have their fantasies.  Oh, did I mention that all these women were in their 40’s, maybe older?  Apparently Clay attracts the older ladies.  I’m not sure why.  Maybe it is because younger girls know the score.  Anyway, I wasn’t even going to say anything about Clay, but he had to go and star in Spamalot and once someone goes and screws with anything to do with Monty Python I have to get involved.  The men involved in Monty Python were comic geniuses and to have Clay Aiken involved in anything of theirs is like having Marilyn Manson sing the Ave Maria during Catholic Mass.  It’s just wrong!