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Think about it...who commits the most violent crimes? That's right, ugly people. Attractive people commit crimes like: money laundering, adultery and perjury. Ugly people commit crimes like: murder, homicide, assualt, armed robbery, rape, chidl molestation and cock-blocking.

They're mad at the world because they're not desired and often rejected. It gives them a "fuck the world" attitude and they walk around with sleeping hatred that's ready to explode on the most unsuspecting attractive person at any given minute.

You don't think India Arie wants to fuck Alicia Keys up for taking all her Grammy's earlier this decade? Why do you think she made that song "I Am Not My Hair"? Yes, apparently Alicia won because of her "good" hair and light complexion. That was Ms. Arie's version of NaS' "Ether".

Ladies, I want you to think for a moment...of all the fights or hostile confrontations you've ever been involved in. Now tell me, how many of them were with ugly girls or guys that initiated it? Perhaps a bald chick hated you for your long hair, or a fat chick for your nice figure. They sat there staring at you, envying and loathing you simultaneously, looking for an excuse to blow up. Then out of no where "wutchu looking at bitch!?" as if innocent glances were insults to their deceased grandmother...and a melee ensues.

And ugly people don't care if they get fucked up or not. Why? Because genetics took care of that. That's the same attitude of a person with a hooptie trying to cut off a Benz in traffic. They're like, "shit, my car is already fucked up so I don't care if I get in an accident. If anything, I'd feel much better about myself if I fucked their car up to make it look as bad as mine!"

Ugly girls wanting to vandalize the beauty of all these fragile pretty mamis. I know you want to cut her face to make the playing field more level, but there are other ways....like suicide. It's like pressing 'reset' on your playstation; you get to start all over and try again fro scratch. See? Problem solved.

Ever seen a pack of ugly guys when a hot chick passes by? They say all kinds of disrespectful ish because they know they haven't a snowball's chance in hell at her, so they figure, "I might as well make this bitch feel the same way as I do inside, cuz I hate myself. Besides, no matter how I approach her, she still wouldn't give me the time of day". And after she ignores him, it's "Fuck you then bitch! You ugly anyway!"

Have you ever seen an attractive guy with a chip on his shoulder for no reason? I haven't. But I've seen ugly guys on multiple occasions burst out with "I hate pretty niggas!!!" or "I feel like punchin a nigga in the face!!" when an attractive guy walks by and the girls are checking him out. HATE! HATE! HATE!

I mean, I'm sure rejection takes its toll and can make the most confident/indifferent man say "Fuck bitches! I'll get rich and disrespect all of you!!"...which would account as to why 90% of rappers are bitter and hate women like they do. Because they had to get famous just to get love.

But all hope is not lost. All you have to do is earn a lot of money or get a great personality...not that sweet ish though, because you'll just end up being the gay best friend that gets to hear all of the girl's problems. Then your hatred will resurface for the guys that treat her like shit, yet still get to penetrate her. While you watch re-runs of "Sex and the City" with her over the phone and complain why Carrie keeps going back to Mr. Big. You hate Mr. Big, because he's the one that's poking your dream girl.

And incase you didn't know...<b>vagina helps reduce crime</b>

That's right. Vagina can deter criminal activity if distributed equally. Think not? take a look at the Virginia Tech guy for example.

Now, if this dude wasn't some reject/nerd and got some toto, he would've never went on that murderous rampage. He started out stalking some girl in a dorm. Now had that girl broke him off some of her sponge cake, he would have never reached that boiling point. Remember in his rant he spoke of 'debauchery'? Translation - I wish I could partake in the rampid promiscuity that's going on throughout campus. But since I can't...I shall kill you all.

I know this might sound mean to some "que malo" and that whole thing of 'beauty lies in the eye of the beholder', but ugly people do exist. Perhaps our opinions of what beauty is has been influenced by society via conditioning or maybe it's inherent, but in either case, ugly people DO walk among us. And as long as they do, you pretty people must take the necessary precautions. They're like pitbulls--they're turn on you at any given moment. Consider yourselves warned.

Disclaimer: This message does not reflect the views of the author entirely...only 1 of his multiple personalities.