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Jon Bon Jovi or Bon Anchovy dont make no difference to me, some of us have Iny's and some of us have Outy's.

Someone please tell me they're not related.

It's like lookin' into a frickin' mirror. If Fergie doesn't know who her biological father is by now, I think this should help settle things.

The very Un-Titanic Leonardo DiCapio has more problems than just Global Warming, it's called Penile Shrinkage. C'mon folks he drives a Prius!

Either that's a vagina growing on Nicholas Cage or it's a bald head surrounded by over $8,000 of hair implants and hair extentions.

This one's kind of obvious, I'm mean c'mon he calls himself Slim Shady! He should just change his name to Slim Jim!

They should've never gave these Bitches money!!  Their out gettin' babies like their Gotdamn Louis Vutton Bags.

Former MTV producer Terrance Dean has written a new memoir about his life as a gay black man and his dating exploits within the entertainment industry.

That's right girls and gay boys, JUDE LAW is burning hot on the Little Penis Radar.

I know hes cute and sexy, but he's swinging Tatter Totts!

Stick a fork her, she's done!!

Her last album sold 495,538 copies to date.

I'll give anyone a $5 giftcard to Ralphs if they can tell me where his hairline starts.

Seriously! 

It's like Muppet Fur or some shit.